They said I was before my time—maybe I still am. I’m a lover, not a hater. I’m this and I’m that. Craft to the core, but open to ideas. Hard to make, but easy to drink. Partial to unicorns, puns and good, clean beer. Born in 2000, born again in 2018.
I don’t have time for a bad time—it’s not on my schedule.
Anyone who likes a good, clean beer.
YOU REALLY WANT MORE?
ABV: Crushable (a.k.a. 4.5%)
Color: As light as a feather
Fermentation: 100% fermented in handcrafted stainless steel made from natural elements sourced from the earth’s crust
Malts: German Pilsner and North American Pale
Hops: What hops? Just kidding: Hallertau Tradition, Spalter Select, Saphir
Dry Hopping: No way, sister.