Meet Lager.

They said I was before my time—maybe I still am. I’m a lover, not a hater. I’m this and I’m that. Craft to the core, but open to ideas. Hard to make, but easy to drink. Partial to unicorns, puns and good, clean beer. Born in 2000, born again in 2018. 

 

DISLIKES

Mean People
Dry Hopping
Overthinking
Closing Time

LIKES

Drinkability
Open Minds
Happy Hour
Unicorns

MY MANTRA

I don’t have time for a bad time—it’s not on my schedule.

LOOKING FOR

Anyone who likes a good, clean beer.

 
 

YOU REALLY WANT MORE?

ABV: Crushable (a.k.a. 4.5%)

IBelieveinU: 17

Color: As light as a feather

Fermentation: 100% fermented in handcrafted stainless steel made from natural elements sourced from the earth’s crust

Malts: German Pilsner and North American Pale

Hops: What hops? Just kidding: Hallertau Tradition, Spalter Select, Saphir

Dry Hopping: No way, sister.